To the anon who sent me a number: I just need to know 3 things: are you over 18? Do you have an iPhone? If you donโ€™t, do you have whatsapp?



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"I was walking behind them [a drunk couple] and I was all like โ€œWhooa those people. They went to โ€˜some kinda partyโ€™ tonight.โ€ So we get to the elevators, the girl has like, been crying and her face is covered in mascara and her boyfriend looks like he just got the crap beat out of him emotionally and we get in the elevator and I press my floor and the girlโ€™s like โ€œYour show was really good tonight!โ€"